Certified Sanitology Consultant
This germ-fighting expert is all about good personal hygiene habits. His nickname, "The Hammer," stems from his unorthodox enforcement methods (as well as an unfortunate condition affecting his toes). So, what exactly is a Sanitology Consultant? It's whatever Eugene Hammer says it is, WOOH!
Named Employee of the Month for three years straight, Barbara is relentless in her pursuit of power, personal hygiene and the perfect coffee mug.
Never at a loss for words, Kyle has been selling Widgets since 2002. A ladies' man extraordinaire, Kyle has written two books of pick-up lines (both self-published).
A true "lifer," Bob has kept his head buried in Widget accounts since graduating from the Wisconsin Accounting Academy in 1969. In his spare time, Bob enjoys quiet evenings at home watching Full Tilt Wrestling and other reality shows.
Ruth and her goldfish Fergie, have been a fixture at Widget Inc. for more than 25 years. A stickler for propriety in the office, Ruth's favorite hobbies are knitting, kayaking and kick boxing.
Carol is a promising young "Widgeteer" who is working her way through MIT and hopes to someday be sitting in Mr. Peterson's chair. Until then, she puts her engineering skills to work ordering copier supplies and figuring the distance between her desk and the coffee machine.
Named "Nerd Of The Year" for most of his adult life, Neil is proficient in C++, SQL and JavaMon. What he lacks in basic social skills he makes up for in electronic bravado, building a faithful cult following for his bizarre yet oddly intriguing video blog, aptly named The NEIL-inator.